The Hammer Times 31st Edition -Interview, Golf Stuff, and Stargazing

 THE HAMMER TIMES 31st EDITION

Kristoffer Bendiksen join us in the studio today, looking very handsome if I do say so myself.

Kristoffer "Why thank you."

Kristoffer "Hawk Tuah"

At this point KB grabbed a bag of Trader Joes Takkis and started absolutely going to town.

Q. What is your favorite type of weather

A. Cloudy! No sun!

Q.What was the first cartoon you liked?

A. Tom and Jerry

Q. What are you least looking forward to at Fana Folkehogskule?

A. This is off the record.

Q. What are you most looking forward to at Fana

A. This is off the record

Q. Will we see a return of the Conspiracy Corner?

A. That's private information

Q. Have you slept with Luigi?

A. Yes. Steamy.

Q.What is your favorite movie?

A. Twilight New Moon.

Q. Jacob or Edward?

A. Edward.

Q. Why?

A. Because I'm him.

Q.If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?

A. So, I'd get a pizza a burger icecream salad fruit berries all in one. Imma call it the Food Deluxe TM. 

Q. Who would win a fight Superman or

A. One billion lions.

Q. Favorite lion technology?

A. Lion Dyson sphere.

Q. Explain what a Dyson Sphere is.

A.No, this is off the record.

Q. Who was the serial shitter?

A. I think it was Adne.

At this point Kristoffer left the room abruptly. 

Never to return.

golf stuff

Star Gazing :)

I'd like to reccommend going out to take a look at the stars. 

If you can, bring a friend, if you can't its ok to just bring yourself.